WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
we don’t even know
yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;
this post makes me extremely uncomfortable
She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies